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i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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the road to el dorado is great but i don’t know why there isn’t a commercial called the road to el dorito where they go to a city made entirely of doritos OH MY GOD I WANT TO GO TO EL DORITO SO MUCH
| — | Jacob lordoftheinternet (via martlna) |
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
